WORD COUNT - Not to exceed 106
STYLE OF WRITING - Any
PICTURES - Any Additional
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Below is my entry:
Are you ready for some football? You bet your sweet patootie I am! Being such a klutz, though, and a possible danger to myself and others, it's best for me to stay home and watch games on television.
One time I attended a local college game, and as I moseyed along a concrete walkway, I tripped and fell, scraping my hands and knees while soda, ice, and a warm pretzel went flying through the air. The force of my fall caused a slight lack of bladder control, thus causing way more embarrassment than any physical pain.
Hooray for Big Screen TV and a nearby bathroom!