If it hasn't happened to you before, let me tell you it was one weird feeling. But hey, look how my week began http://beckypovich.blogspot.com/2013/07/vern-bbg-grill-hazel-roseanne.html
So, I hope to remember the gist of my story and retell it here.
*To All Women*:
Do you live with a husband, or boyfriend, or significant-other, or male roommate? Do they ever replace the toilet paper roll when the previous one is empty? If so, then I think you are very fortunate women. Or maybe you have "trained" them properly! For the past 30 years I can guarantee that The Ronald has never replaced one single roll. Not one. I don't know about you, but it just makes me nuts to see a brand new roll leaning against the wall, on top of the empty cardboard tube. But, it's one of those things I've learned to "live with."
You know, Choose Your Battles. So, I came up with what I think would be a cute and witty idea. I'd love to have these words posted on the bathroom wall:
"Replacing the toilet paper roll will earn you extra special benefits."
But I know it wouldn't really do any good, because:
1) The Ronald would most likely never even notice it.
2) If he did notice it, he'd either chuckle or groan, and go on never replacing it.
But, I'd get a kick out of it and I'm pretty sure so would anyone else who actually read it. That's good enough for me!
That's all I can remember, other than my "welcome" and the quote below.
*Welcome to my newest followers, From a Writer's Kitchen and Mark Kooopmans. I hope you'll stop by often and always enjoy what you read and see! *
"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner." -- Red Skelton