State Trooper: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Del: Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.
You're probably asking yourself what this has to do with my driving...
Well, I think a couple of the tiny fuses that light up my dashboard have quit working, because for a few weeks now, I can only see how much gas is in the car! No other gauges are lit up, like if I need oil, or if my car is overheating, etc. Also, I have no idea how fast I'm driving (which is usually pretty darn fast!) or anything about the RPMs.
So, I just pretty much "go with the traffic flow" and hope for the best.
Now, that is just plain silly, isn't it??!!
*Oh, and the name of that movie.....
|Planes, Trains and Automobiles|
|Traffic cop checking out the situation|
|But the radio still works...clear as a bell!|