I swear, if I get any more clumsy, I don't know what will happen to me!! Just this morning, I bruised, cut, and burned myself...... all within a few minutes in the kitchen....while making a pot of coffee!
When I was in the Atlanta airport on May 13th, I backed up to sit down on a love-seat type of modular-furniture-thingy, and missed the entire cushion area. I sat "briefly" on the pointy corner, until I immediately flopped onto the cushions, laughing! Niece Tammy said, "You're going to need a different kind of pillow on the plane." :-0