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"Reader suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable." –Mark Twain
"There are lies, there are damn lies, and then there are statistics." - Mark Twain
"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed." –Mark Twain
"Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid." - Mark Twain
"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason." - Mark Twain
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. - Mark Twain
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain
* I've turned off the Comment link for this because I do not want it to become a place for people with opposing opinions about today's government, to rant and rave, as many have and still are doing on Facebook. My purpose is to bring a smile to your face. *