Showing posts with label Steven Wright. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Steven Wright. Show all posts

Sunday, February 28, 2021

* NOSTALGIC SUNDAY *

It's Time for Another Nostalgic Sunday.



If you're like me, you're probably hoping life will get back to normal sometime soon. 
(And as Forrest Gump would say, "That's all I have to say about that.")


Today I'm going to post just a couple of my favorite quotes. 
I love all kinds, especially depending on what mood I'm in. 

Some make me pause and ponder. 

Some make me smile within my soul. 
&
Some move me to tears, while others make me laugh. 


"Back on its golden hinges, the gate of memory swings. And my heart goes into the garden and walks with the olden things." -- Ella Wheeler Wilcox


"All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand." -- Steven Wright


“Each of us is a book waiting to be written, and that book, if written, results in a person explained.” -- Thomas M. Cirignano


"The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, but the long and winding road has the better soundtrack." -- Robert Brault


"We don’t see things as they are, we see them as we are." -- Anais Nin


I hope you enjoyed them, and I'll see you next week!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

It's Wednesday Already??

At the end of Monday's post, I said "To be continued......tomorrow!"

Hmmm, seems like I've lost a day......Has anyone found one?

** Thursday, Nov 21st ~~ Update: Hopefully, I'll be able to post something else tomorrow. Today and tonight is busy, busy! **



"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film." -- Steven Wright


(P.S. Vern is snoozing away to Christmas music again. Right now it's Michael Buble singing "Silent Night.")

Monday, December 17, 2012

Time For Some Goofiness

(I have no words to add to what's already been said about the recent tragedy)
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I can't believe Christmas Eve is one week from today. I sound like such an old lady every December when I mention how the year has just flown by

Well, I AM becoming an old lady....and it's officially happening on my next birthday...... January 6th, 2013......I'll be 60 Freakin' Years Old! I have no idea how that's possible. Thank goodness I don't feel old, mentally or physically. And I'll still be the same Goofy Becky next month, and every month, and every year after that.



Evidence of Past Goofiness, from various years: 
(some of these photos have been posted before)














Wow! What's the deal with this disgusting kitchen?? I guess I spend more time being goofy than cleaning house.



Welcome to my newest followers: Julie Luek and The Desert RocksI hope you'll stop by often and always enjoy what you read and see!  



And now, a few quotes from one of my favorite Goofy Guys: Steven Wright


Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. -- Steven Wright

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Steven Wright 

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

* Gotta Love Steven Wright *

Steven Wright always cracks me up!

Hope you enjoy the following as much as I do.


Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday".

I accidentally installed the deer whistles on my car backwards. Now everywhere I go, I'm chased by a herd of deer.

I got stopped by a cop the other day. He said, "Why'd you run that stop sign?" I said, "Because I don't believe everything I read."

Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.

I make my own water - two glasses of H, one glass of O.

Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?

The other day, I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people who were here last year."

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? 

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. One day I got a call from a guy in France who said, "Cut it out!"


Now, a word from Becky: I firmly believe in the saying "Laughter is the Best Medicine." After reading all of the above funny lines, I'm all better today! Thanks so much for all the well wishes!